Guide to Fucking Machines
The idea of having sex with a machine may seem rather strange, yet it has become part of the evolution of sex toys. Initially, people worry that it will feel too mechanical or detached to use a machine to experience pleasure, but humans have used inanimate objects to get off for thousands of years (think about how many people use dildos). So many people have fantasies they keep secret but want to try, and others feel that having sex doesn’t always satiate their carnal desires. Fucking Machines or sex machines help those secret fantasies come true and can go all day and night for those who want to submit to non-stop fucking and fulfill their sexual needs.
In this guide we will talk about what fucking machines are, where they came from, what kinds are currently available, and how to pick the right one based both on living situation, desires, and budget.
Want to learn more about fucking machines? Check out our XR University episode below!
Guide to Fucking Machines
The idea of having sex with a machine may seem rather strange, yet it has become part of the evolution of sex toys. Initially, people worry that it will feel too mechanical or detached to use a machine to experience pleasure, but humans have used inanimate objects to get off for thousands of years (think about how many people use dildos). So many people have fantasies they keep secret but want to try, and others feel that having sex doesn’t always satiate their carnal desires. Fucking Machines or sex machines help those secret fantasies come true and can go all day and night for those who want to submit to non-stop fucking and fulfill their sexual needs.
In this guide we will talk about what fucking machines are, where they came from, what kinds are currently available, and how to pick the right one based both on living situation, desires, and budget.
Want to learn more about fucking machines? Check out our XR University episode below!
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Fucking machines, also called sex machines, are motorized machines made to simulate sexual intercourse. Handheld fucking machines are also popular. A fucksaw has a reciprocating saw with a dildo or silicone vagina on the end. A drilldo is a handheld modified drill motor and a modified jigsaw is often called a jillsaw. There are also machines that extract bodily fluids such as semen or lactation milk through pumping and are called milking machines.
One of the first fucking machines was actually the vibrator. Unlike modern vibrators, the original vibrators invented by Joseph Mortimer Granville, were large, mechanical, electric-powered machines administered by a physician to treat women with hysteria. The history about the Victorian era accepting this as a “treatment” and not associating it with a sexual service is dubious. More about vibrators can be found here in our Guide to Vibrators.
Modern fucking machines do more than just vibrate; they now pulse, thrust, throb, rotate and suck. Teledildonics is a new technology that uses fucking machines connected to a web interface or Bluetooth that provide a way for long-distance machine intercourse with anyone who has remote control via a phone or app.
A mechanical, steam-powered vibrator invented by Dr. George Taylor, called The Manipulator, was invented in 1869. It was a large machine that was stored in another room, out of sight, while the thrusting dildo stuck out through the wall for personal enjoyment.
Handheld vibrators that plugged into the wall and were available for at-home, personal use were available as early as 1909 and they’ve changed the way we experience pleasure ever since.
The first modern, ridable fucking machine was the Sybian and it hit the market in 1987. After that, companies started making more and more variations on fucking machines.
Modern, 21st century machines vary in purpose and style. The most popular machines are:
- Saddles that can be ridden. They often have vibrator, dildo or other masturbator attachments to grind against or be penetrated by.
- Gliders that rely on the movement of someone else’s body to get the attached toy moving. They can be mounted and attachments can be custom added.
- Thrusters are motorized to thrust a dildo or masturbator for penetration. They don’t need to be mounted and no movement is necessary from the one using it; they can lay back and receive.
- Strokers are male masturbation toys that give blowjobs or handjobs automatically, hands free. Many of them add vibration and suction to give more sensation to the user.
Today, there are many fucking machine enthusiasts that carry on the tradition of trying to build the perfect pleasure machine. They enjoy the DIY approach to sex toys and have helped create new and ever evolving machines. However, not everyone wants to build their own pleasure toy; they just want reliable, safe devices that give them the orgasms they want! The few inventors out there can keep at it until they find the best orgasm-inducing machines, and the rest of us can enjoy the creations of these sexy mad-scientists.
Fucking Machines are a modern evolution of vibrating sex toys. They create a sense of control over sexuality and masturbation, offer entirely new ways to orgasm and help people live out their fantasies. Here are a few reasons people love to use sex machines.
- Squirting Orgasms Hard, fast thrusting motions from toys like a fucksaw can deliver approximately 100 thrusts per minute without tiring out. This hard, rapid penetration is sometimes exactly what is needed for those who want their G-spot stimulated and can result in massive, squirting orgasms.
- Hands Free Fucking Sex Machines are meant to simulate sex, which is usually hands free. After turning on the machine and picking the right settings, the user can enjoy getting fucked while they focus on other stimulating acts.
- An Upgrade to Masturbation For those who enjoy solo-sex but want to enhance their experience, adding in a thrusting, rotating or throbbing toy can take them to a whole new level of self-pleasure.
- Experimenting Sexually Some people are really curious about anal, double penetration, or fantasy role-playing… but aren’t comfortable sharing this with other people. Fucking Machines allow a safe way to explore desires and curiosities without the emotional risk of trying new things with new partners.
- Sexual Release for those with Sexual Trauma A surprising amount of people have been sexaully abused at some point in their life. Some of these people aren’t comfortable with sharing intimacy with another person, but still have sexual desires. While masturbation is healthy and vibrators are wonderful, it isn’t the same as getting fucked. Sex Machines allow for these people to satisfy their needs while they heal old wounds around sexuality and pleasure.
- Erectile Dysfunction The handheld Fuck Machines are great for those who struggle to maintain an erection. Whenever there’s a concern about pleasing a partner, simply use a handheld thrusting dildo and keep the night going!
- Robot Fetish For those who get turned on by the idea of being fucked by a machine or robot, these are perfect for making that fantasy come true.
- Solo-Time The eroticism of being able to surrender completely to your own pleasure without having to be concerned with anyone else’s needs can be a turn on in and of itself. These machines allow people to relax and focus entirely on themselves for a change!
- DP (Double Penetration) Unlike DP with two men, DP with a sex machine is much easier. It’s more rhythmic, the insertables enter the body at the same time, and there aren’t any limbs getting in the way. Many people enjoy DP with a fuck machine more than with two people at the same time because of the amount of control they have and the ease of access to the dildos.
- Explore New Positions There are a lot of limitations when having sex with another person. Machines, benches, and fucking machine tools create opportunities to try new things, such as getting fucked while standing up, DP without any limbs or bodies getting in the way, squatting while supported or any other position desired!
- Disabled Access For those who can’t use their hands or position themselves in pain-free ways to have satisfying sex, fucking machines are great ways to give access to pleasure for all.
Thrusting Dildo Sex Machines These simulate penetrative sex by using rotational or reciprocating force from a machine.
Vibrating Sex Saddles & Riding Sex Machines These machines are meant to be straddled and for the owner to ride them. Many of them also come with a vibrating feature or have a place for a vibrator to attach to.
Handheld Sex Machines & Dildo Drills These can be used solo or with a partner who uses the toy on someone else. One of the perks of these items is that they are smaller than the large fucking machines and more discreet due to the smaller motor so they aren’t as likely to wake the neighbors with a rumbling, vibrating motor.
Dildo Attachments & Accessories for Sex Machines One of the persk to fucking machines is that they are customizable; choose the perfect size, shape and style of toy to attach to the machine.
Male Masturbation Sex Machines & Auto Blowjob Machines These machines simulate fellatio or vaginal intercourse with powerful sucking, vibrating and pusling technology. Users can lay back and allow this hands-free experience to take them over the edge!
Leather
• Sexy and luxurious
Durable
• Porous; harder to keep clean
• Needs to be washed/cleaned after every exposure with bodily fluids
To Clean: Wipe clean with warm water and mild soap. Let air dry. Moisturize with saddle soap and mink oil.
PU (polyurethane) Leather & Leatherette
• Vegan, imitation leather Less porous than leather; easier to clean
To Clean:
• PU leather can be washed and dry-cleaned.
• Leatherette and PU leather can be wiped down with mild soap and water, then air dried.
Silicone
• One of the best materials for sex toys
• Long shelf life
• Easy to clean
• Hypoallergenic and non-porous
• Can retain heat and cold for long periods of time so it can warm to your body temperature
To Clean:
• Wash with warm water and mild soap or, for more serious cleaning, boil the toy in water for 5-10 minutes and then wash with an antibacterial soap.
Rubber
• More affordable than silicone, great for beginners
• More porous than silicone, so harder to keep clean; requires a condom
To Clean:
• Rubber is very porous and the chemical composition of each brand varies. Some rubber products contain phthalates which can be harmful to your health. Wash with mild soap and warm water. Store in a cool, dark place.
Metal (Chrome, Steel, Aluminum)
• Non-Porous, easy to clean, compatible with all lube types
• Temperature sensitive
• Non-adjustable; can be difficult to get off an erect penis
To Clean:
Soak or boil in a solution of 10% bleach to 90% water for 10 minutes, place in dishwasher, or use warm water and soap.
Velcro
Adjustable, easy to remove, and affordable
To Clean:
• Remove lint or hair from the bristles with a toothbrush and then clean with a hospital grade disinfectant, then allow the velcro to dry out completely.
Does it need to be easily hidden?
Unfortunately, not every household is sex-positive and large machines can be difficult to hide. Make sure to take note of measurements for each machine before buying something that can’t fit in the closet when guests come to visit.
Do you prefer something easy to assemble?
Fucking machines are machines and the more complex ones will require reading a manual. If simplicity is what is desired, go for a less complex and smaller machine or one that is rideable and doesn’t have a motor.
Do you prefer something that you can ride and do some of the work? Or would you prefer to lay back, relax and get fucked?
Some rockers and cushions allow you to move and ride the dildo, vibrator or masturbator. These tend to have little to no moving parts so that you can be free to work those hips yourself. Plus, the lack of a motor means these machines are quiet!
However, for those who want to fully receive, get a machine that is high powered and can thrust with any intensity or rhythm preferred. Unlike a lover, these machines never tire out and can go all night long!
Does it need to be quiet?
Some machines are louder than others, and it’s a good thing to consider if trying to keep the fucking machine a secret. Quieter motors are available, especially in handheld models which are considerably smaller in size. However, there’s no guarantee that the one using them will be quiet, since these machines are meant to make them moan!
Buying a fucking machine is a big investment, but it’s also a commitment to self-pleasure. Some of these machines last years, decades or lifetimes! However, when just starting out it’s always best to know what products are best-sellers and have been tried, tested and enjoyed. Below are several options starting with low prices for curious beginners all the way to high-ticket investments for those who love their sex machines and can’t wait to get fucked all day whenever they please!
Banging Bench Sex Stool This still can be used with a partner or solo. Place a dildo below the bench and bounce up and down to deeply penetrate your holes. Great for cunnilingus, as well!
Power Pounder Vibrating and Thrusting Silicone Dildo This powerful, vibrating and thrusting dildo can be used solo or with a partner. Made of high grade silicone and cordless.
Pro Bang Sex Machine with Remote Control Lightweight, portable with an adjustable angle. This sex machine can be brought anywhere so there’s never a reason to feel unsatisfied again!
Jaxxx Hammer 2.0 Multi-Function Rechargeable Sex Machine This cordless, vibrating fucking machine from LoveBotz can pound all night and never get tired. The suction cup base can be placed on any flat surface so the user can enjoy a variety of positions.
Versa Fuck Machine This machine can deliver 300 strokes per minute for rapid, hard fucking! It’s angles can be adjusted, so try laying down or standing up while using a vibrator for the best orgasms. Comes with different attachment options for vaginal and anal penetration.
In order to keep fucking machines clean, be sure to know what kinds of materials are used for each part. Most attachments are either strokers or male masturbsation devices or dildos. These can be washed with mild soap and water. Some are dishwasher safe, especially those made of silicone.
Only use compatible attachments with each machine.
When using home-made attachments or ones that are not approved for use with a certain machine, users run the risk not only of damaging the machine but of injury. Some attachments may not fit correctly or attach securely and will break or fall off. Others may not be able to handle the powerful motor and can break leaving only the hard, metal rod instead of the soft, supple silicone dildo.
Turn off other electrical devices to not overload the electric circuit.
Just like when people plug in too many devices, turning large machines on while other machines are running may short the circuit. Be mindful of how much energy is already being used before turning it on.
There’s a lot of friction with these powerful machines; use extra lube!
These are power-packed machines that will thrust much quicker and harder than a person would. That means there’s potential for more friction unless lots of lube is used! Remember to use compatible lube for each toy. Our recommendation is to use a silicone-lube hybrid.
When setting up the fucking machine, position the penis or vagina so that the stroker or penis is only barely inserted.
The worst thing to happen is to turn on a high-powered fucking machine and cause it to ram into the cervix or head of the penis because it’s positioned too close. Turn the machine on, get used to the thrust and distancing, adjust for comfort, and enjoy!
Worried about how loud the machine will be?
Try playing loud music and then ask neighbors if they can hear it through the walls. Chances are if they can hear the music, they can hear the vibration from a large fucking machine.
Measure out an area in your closet or room that can hide the fucking machine from sight.
It’s a smart idea to have a place to keep the machine when not in use. Get the measurements, and create a space that properly hides this dirty little secret away from prying eyes.
The mechanical parts differ in how easy it is to clean them.
For almost every machine, clean up where any bodily fluids and lubricant have come in contact with the machine. Wipe down with a warm, wet cloth and use a disinfectant spray. Using Clorox wipes or other harsh chemicals can degrade leather or PU leather and cause it to change appearance over time as the chemicals break it down.
For machines that have been adapted from power tools…
Care for the drill or motor part as normal, or take just that part into a shop (without the sex toy attachment) if there is any issue with the motor. After all, even the best power tools may wear out over time and need motor replacements.
Don’t share attachments.
Just like with other sex toys, sharing them can increase the risk of STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections or STDs). If more than one partner is using the same machine attachments, use condoms to keep them sanitary enough to share.
Why are they so expensive?
Most sex machines are large, powerful, motorized machines that pack a lot of power and are built to last. They are big investments for big rewards.
What if I want to have anal penetration?
Many fucking machines have a variety of attachments. The vaginal penetration dildos are the most common, but the anal penetration dildos are slimmer and tapered. However, anyone can choose what they enjoy using as long as the attachments are compatible with the machine.
What about fucking machines for men? Are they only for women?
Fucking machines are for everyone. The fact that they are customizable is actually what makes them so inclusive. The basic concept is a motor that performs a function. Some simulate fucking a vagina, others simulate getting fucked by a penis, and others simulate sucking, milking, blowjobs or cunnilingus. Take a look at each type of machine and find out what function sounds the sexiest!